A concerned husband went to the doctor to talk about his wife.
He said to the doctor, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."
"Well," the doctor replied, "go home tonight, stand about 15 feet from her, and say something. If she doesn't reply, move 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this until we get an idea about the severity of her deafness."
The husband went home and did exactly as the doctor had instructed. He started off 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she was chopping some vegetables.
He said, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He heard no response. He moved 5 feet closer and asked again. No reply. He moved 5 feet closer. Still no reply.
He finally got fed up and moved right behind her, about an inch away, and asked again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replied, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
2007-03-19 20:19:30 · 11 answers · asked by Dr. Angel Priya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.. omg!!! these old folk r so funny...
hahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-03-19 21:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL not that is a good one. I was thinking she was not telling him because he could see what she was doing...LOL OR going to turn around with the knif in her hand and put it to his nose...and say...OH I did not hear you there...LOL
2007-03-20 03:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O....... Actually the guy is deaf. Right? It's quite funny.
2007-03-20 03:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by devi_2424 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny. I like it. LOL LOL LOL and for the fourth time, LOL!
2007-03-20 05:29:13 · answer #4 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol got me on this one. lol 1000 time
2007-03-20 03:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by Justaman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha poor guy 10/10
2007-03-20 04:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ARF ARF Arf
2007-03-20 06:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm...something needs reworded in teh second paragraph.....
but yeah i liked it.
2007-03-20 04:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by My name is not bruce 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he he he, good one
2007-03-20 03:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by ellierckworld 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-03-20 07:36:47 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋