Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
2007-03-19 20:01:31 · 12 answers · asked by Dr. Angel Priya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOU MADE THAT UP!
2007-03-19 20:11:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Tawnya♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - that was a real hoot - I loved it - especially with the short sudden clipped one line ending. ROTFALMFAO. But really - if you think about it, that is not "bad news." I would love to know that I would be going to heaven - but not so soon. I have too much unfinished business down here that I need to complete first..
2016-03-29 07:40:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick
oh, how much was the offer on the slippers?
2007-03-19 20:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. thats funny in a cruel way...
hahahahaha
good one... thanx for the laugh
2007-03-19 21:25:25 · answer #4 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many times do i hav 2 repeat 'yawn' 4 th emphasis?
YAWN YAWN
2007-03-20 00:05:57 · answer #5 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cruel joke
2007-03-19 22:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
but a bit lame
2007-03-19 20:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by ellierckworld 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. i wonder why the ppl above me didnt like it?
2007-03-19 20:11:46 · answer #8 · answered by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, that's rough! LOL.
2007-03-20 00:43:32 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not good
2007-03-19 20:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋