I've already heard the one about the Mormon Missionary and the frog but I want to hear others.
2007-03-19 18:52:06 · 6 answers · asked by Melissa Y 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This isn't necessarily a missionary one, but it's one that I like nonetheless:
So a man goes to heaven and Peter decides to give him the grand tour of the three degrees of glory. They go on an elevator and it opens up to the celestial kingdom. The man looks out and sees that it is lush and green and just absolutely beautiful. They decide to continue their tour and go down to the terrestrial kingdom. When the door opens, they look out. It's a bit more arid, but is generally pleasant, though not nearly as nice as that Celestial kindgom. They continue on in the elevator to the Telestial kingdom. When the door opens, they look out, and it is lush and green and just absolutely beautiful. The man looks at Peter to see if there was some mistake. But Peter just shakes his head, throws his hands in the air, and says "Oh no! Those Mormons have done it again!" Lol. I love that one. If we go to hell, we'll just do the work and make a heaven out of it! (that last sentence is a paraphrased quote from Brigham Young)
2007-03-21 11:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by Laurel W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mormon Missionary Jokes
2016-11-07 09:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, at least not any new ones.
But let me call my son. He just finished his LDS mission and says he has a list of jokes he is planning to e-mail me. We Mormons love a good joke. Oh, by they way...we love to dance and have sex. What the heck ...we need something to do since can't drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes, crew tobacco, use elicit drugs or any of that other fun healthy stuff!
Hey...what's the frog joke? Sounds like a good one.
2007-03-19 19:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by iraq51 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you go to a house that has a mean dog, you don't have to run faster than the dog, you only have to run faster than your companion.
2007-03-20 16:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont mormon's have sex standing up?
they are afraid people will think they are dancing
2007-03-19 18:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
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2007-03-19 18:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by maggie s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋