best jokes!?

Question

well I did not lough for like 1 month,
"curious about me? im 15,"

Answer 1

10 Yo Mama got so fat when she jump in the air, she got stuck.
9 Yo Mama is soo fat when she trip and fall she made the Grand Caryon.
8 Yo Mama is soo fat when she step on the scale said "Out of Order."
7 Yo Mama is soo fat when she wore a red rain jacket, everyone yelled "Hey Kool-Ade!"
6 Yo Mama is soo fat when she bungee jump she broke the bridge in half!
5 Yo Mama is soo fat she wears a V.C.R. as a pager.
4 Yo Mama is soo fat that the city gave her own zip code.
3 Yo Mama is soo fat everyone at the baseball sadtium sat on her.
2 Yo Mama is soo fat when she drop you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.
1 Yo Mama is soo fat takes you a five mile walk around her.



Q & A


Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back.

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: Why don't blonds play frisbee?
A: It hurts their teeth.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Answer 2

You sound really depressed. But I usually still laugh even when I am depressed. One of the funniest jokes I've ever heard:
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?


A: A salad shooter!

Answer 3

this ones will make u laugh.

A man was standing in a bus when he felt someone touch him. He turned around to find a teenager who had just pickpocketed him and said " arent u ashamed lad" and the teenager replied " its rather you who should be ashamed sir, you do not have a single cent in your wallet".

Two good friends are on a safari. One day, while they're dipping their toes in a lake, a lion slowly approches them.
One of the guys puts on his running shoes. The other guy asks why..."you're not gonna run faster than a lion, even with your Nikes"
He replies, "I don't have to run faster than the lion, I just have to run faster than you...."

a family are driving behind a dust cart when a d1ld0 flies out and hits their windscreen..
embarressed and to protect her young sons innocence,the woman says 'my that was a Big insect', to which the young boy replies,'im surprised it can even fly with a c0k like that..'

Who is the smarter sex?
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,
the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely."

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And
look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cork back
in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Answer 4

joke aint that funny, if you want to laugh then you have to watch something funny happen..

here 1 for ya, how do you confuse and idiot??

12!

Answer 5

Your mom is like a brick.



She's flat, wide, and is always getting laid by Mexicans.

Answer 6

Worst joke!

Answer 7

yea right iam 49

Answer 8

ok then just let the sperm out slowly slowly i said

Answer 9

try to look in my profile

Answer 10

go and sleep