Faking Sick?

Question

I have missed 0 days of school in 5 years. For no particular reason i would not like to go tomorrow but my parents only say i can miss if i am sick. How do you suggest i fake sick?

Answer 1

And I quote from one of my favorite movies here:

"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.


[Ferris Bueller]

Answer 2

Every once in a while you need what is called a mental health day lol.. i say if your going to be sick go for something conserning the stomach.. never try and fake a fever or a leg/arm ingury because its way to easy to mess up. I say that the best thing to do.. is say that you feel sick to your stomach and that you have that feeling that you might throw up and that your exausted and can barely keep yourself up.. but make sure you say that you want to go to school and that you hope you feel better later.. then it will make you sound even more sick and they will feel sorry for you.

GOOD luck.. and i hope that you are able to have a school free day

Answer 3

Fake having a nervous breakdown!!! While everyone's sitting at the breakfast table, jump out of your chair and start screaming "STOP IT!! No!!! I TOLD YOU ALL TO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Maybe throw a glass against the wall for dramatic effect... Flipping the chair over is definitely good! You may have to sit through a couple therapy sessions, but I guarantee you'll miss school... And what's good is, every few months you can have a "relapse"
:-)

Answer 4

Be sure you don't fake a headache, they will check your temperature everytime. For me, pepto bismol (sp) actually does make me sick, so you do the math, to avoid doing math for a day, I would drink the stuff, yum, and then let mother nature do it's worst.

But, yea, a stomach ache is easy to fake, just moan a lot but you have to be believable and assume the fetal position even while walking, rubbing your stomach with water or something can confuse them, just don't make yourself TOO sick.

Answer 5

I'd definitely go with the faking throwing up (either of the first two answerers have good ways of doing that), and make sure to tell your parents beforehand that you don't feel so hot - you're queasy and your throat is killing you. The throat is a seller - a good non-specific symptom that usually means something contagious or debilitating.

Good luck!

Answer 6

Hahahahaha, r u serious?
Pretend u have a fever by holding a thermometer under the hot tap for a few seconds.
Ha ha ha, it worked on 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Lol
Thanks for the laugh, mate!

Answer 7

When you wake up, act like you feel sick to your stomach. Then, in the middle of a conversation, clap your hand over your mouth, run to the bathroom, and making puking noises. You may have to repeat it a few times, but it worked for me EVERY TIME I tried it.

Answer 8

lol! I use to get some mix of food and chew it all up and spit it in the toilet. It worked for me in school and at home. Make sure it looks real! I would suggest throwing in some kind of dark beverage...like pepsi or coke.

Answer 9

Don't ruin your perfect attendance record unless you really are sick. You will regret it later. It is something to be proud of.

Answer 10

take a red magic marker
put little red dots all over your #$%^
and say u have a std
it works every time