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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag??

There are kinda two parts to this question, but i will see if anyone gets the first part

2007-03-19 17:56:45 · 13 answers · asked by JB 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

sorry, i spelled here's as hers
oopps

2007-03-19 18:01:09 · update #1

wow, lots of people are getting it

2007-03-19 18:14:26 · update #2

13 answers

There's no f in way!

2007-03-19 18:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

i believe the first part was how do you fit --(another animal)-- into the safeway bag?

the answer was - open the bag and shove it into the bag

this is the 2nd part. how do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag?

the answer is get the -(other animal)- out and shove the elephant in

2007-03-19 18:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Raving Tarts 2 · 0 1

that doesnt make any sense. what is a safeway bag?

and i agree that there is not a letter 'f' in the word way..

but there is a letter f in the word safeway.. if you take out the f, you are left with 'saeway' which is not a word..

this does not make any sense. you should have put both parts, maybe then it would have made sense.. the only people who answered "there is no f in way" are people who have heard it before, but for someone who has never heard it before, you didnt tell it right..

2007-03-19 18:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by Blenderhead 4 · 1 1

Open the bag, fit the elephant in the bag, then close the bag

2007-03-19 18:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 1 1

You take the F out of safe cuz there's no F in way.

Was a good joke, heard it a week ago from a friend. Kind of strange I'd run into it on here, hah.

2007-03-19 18:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Open the bag, put the elephant into the bag, close the bag...

2007-03-19 18:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

open it up guide a leg in. never asked to get the whole elephant in.

oh wait were you looking for fill it with peanuts the trunk will go in?

2007-03-19 18:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by lint 6 · 0 1

Take the F outta safe and the F outta way

2007-03-19 18:03:23 · answer #8 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1 0

just get a realy big safeway bad and call it badway

2007-03-19 18:20:28 · answer #9 · answered by deanyman 1 · 0 1

Natural light from the sun

2016-03-29 07:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

it's a toy elephant

2007-03-19 18:08:56 · answer #11 · answered by For_Gondor! 5 · 0 1

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