I can't come twice! I'm not rising from the dead either! Who do I pray to for a miracle! Quick, please!
2007-03-19 17:36:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hot Momma-
No. I feel fine when I start. I've learned when I'm happy [of course, I'm pretty neutral now, so it wasn't all that biting.] it seems to incite more of that "Christian love."
2007-03-19 17:41:40 · update #1
Quickly! RUN, do not work, to the nearest imaginary character you can.
Now, pray to him.
God forbid you shouldn't be able to come twice!
2007-03-19 19:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you pray to the one and only Jesus Christ our Lord. He can only help us . He is the son of God and if you pray to him with faith he will help you out with your problem. Remember there is 1 God in three. the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Those three in one will hear your sincere prayer and will help you with any problems and thru all your situations. God Bless You.
2007-03-20 00:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by cindy r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand the question. You can't go where twice. May God Bless U.
2007-03-20 00:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you're not trying hard enough.
Maybe if you'd spend more time practicing your technique and less time insulting Christians and others, you'd have better results.
2007-03-20 00:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am praying for you! Hey, does making fun of others believes, REALLY make you feel better?
2007-03-20 00:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by Hot Momma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well if you want to pray to God, then accept him into your heart and ask him to forgive all your sins. That's all you have to do.
2007-03-20 00:41:04 · answer #6 · answered by debrenee211 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm... I would suggest Freya, Aphrodite or Venus. Or maybe all three?
2007-03-20 00:40:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
go see a doctor imediately. maybe you play with your 'thing' too much that it ran out of sperm.
2007-03-20 00:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by marinda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prey on gullible people, that what Paul would do..
2007-03-20 00:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by XX 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well.....the first problem sounds like something you might talk to your doc about. :)
2007-03-20 00:39:53 · answer #10 · answered by KS 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋