The man gets an erection. woman, comes over to him and says,Did you call for me? The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says,"You must be new here.It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me. "Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, and lets him have his way with her.
The man enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.A huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, Did you call for me? says the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" "You must be new," says the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me, "The huge man easily spins him around, bents him over a bench and has his way with him.
man yells receptionist "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee""But, Sir," You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.The man replies"Listen lady, I'm 50 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day."
2007-03-19 17:25:58 · 11 answers · asked by medi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gosh I can't stop! LMAOROF. thanks I needed that it has been one of them days.
2007-03-27 12:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by sadie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. If he can take some Viagra and eat burritos,he might be able to swing a threesome out of this deal...
2007-03-24 06:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one. Shame
2007-03-25 00:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... thats hilarious.. hahahaha
good one... thanx for sharing
2007-03-19 18:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-24 16:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. good one
2007-03-26 08:50:30 · answer #6 · answered by AdvicefromLadyC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cutie cutie cute.
2007-03-22 22:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was pretty good.
2007-03-19 18:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by Alissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one !!
2007-03-26 20:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by shreys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dirty old man!!! lol
2007-03-27 05:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by ~* 3 Months Prego*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋