20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten OverTheir Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And
2007-03-19 17:20:20 · 37 answers · asked by yomonkeysdaddy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Colleagues Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Car Park, Yelling"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
2007-03-19 17:22:07 · update #1
oh!! sorry guys, # 20 was to e-mail the list to somone you care about. ^_^
2007-03-19 17:29:16 · update #2
Sounds fun.
2007-03-19 17:22:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love #1, 4, 5, 9, 10, 11, 14, and 19!! lol that was funny!!
2007-03-19 18:39:40 · answer #2 · answered by Blenderhead 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You just made a list of my goals in life. I'm going to do number 12 tonight!
2007-03-20 05:48:07 · answer #3 · answered by Ruben 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol... i can't wait to page myself tomorrow!! i think i'll also refer to myself in third person all day like "Sally will have some diet water to drink now,yeah Sally wants fries with that"
2007-03-25 15:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is so great!
i was cracking up laughing!
I think i actually might try some of these, like the diet water one or the drive through "to-go"
thanks!
2007-03-27 15:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by Olive 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah, we alwasy write more sexual memos on our checks....but it'd be like a 25cent check too. So you konw the bank is definatly paying attention to it.
2007-03-19 21:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by My name is not bruce 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny but someone will take it serious, page themselves over the intercom and find themselves fired!
2007-03-19 17:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by lisa s 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im in a room full of sixth graders and when i read this i started rolling on the floor laughing. they thouhgt i was having a siezure!
2007-03-27 09:14:34 · answer #8 · answered by gliffee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny the first time I read one of these, not so funny the 4567th. Sorry.
2007-03-19 17:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i may try paging myself on the PA, but not untill the first of april, my manager is a big prankster, he just might get a kick out of it
2007-03-19 17:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋