I broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her cheating on me with my butler, Winsworth. Now her and Winsworth are dating and she's around all of the time. I don't want to fire the butler, because he saved my life three years ago. Oh, and now she's cheating on Winsworth with me.
2007-03-19 16:45:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
wow, am i the guy to help you. this same thing happened to me. heres what i did, and i hope it can help you out.
heres what youll need.
-a vast billion dollar mansion with unneeded rooms like a gas chamber, this is important!
-sign making materials (wood or cardboard, paint)
make a sign that says "free ice cream" and hang it above the gas chamber. if your slut wife and bastard butler are anything like my slut wife and bastard butler theyre suckers for ice cream. what they wont be counting on is the all of the gas in the gas chamber. depending on how poisoness the gas is, they will either become brain dead, or they will become dead.
hope that helps!!!
xoxo, lawrence.
2007-03-20 19:07:13 · answer #1 · answered by Lawrence M. Enopee 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am glad you know the right thing to do. Just tell her in email or sms that since she has chosen Winsworth, she should be committed in that relationship. Meanwhile, don't be emotionally involve with her, spend time to better your personal life and resolve any problems u might face all these while.
U too will be able to find a worthy gal of your life. Cheers.
2007-03-20 00:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What a predicament you have… duh? It’s easy just tell her you want out. And give Winsworth a second chance if you still want him to work with you. Give your ex the condition that you can see Winsworth after work hours and outside your property. Tip: get a really sexy new girlfriend just to make her feel guilty; a taste of her own medicine. Sounds like a movie, right? Just tell her how you feel. good luck!
2007-03-19 23:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by Awesome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW.... ARE YOU SERIOUS??? That's crazy! It's probably the most amazing thing I've ever heard. I say give her an ultimatum. Tell her she has to choose between either you or him. It's not fair for her to leave you hanging like that.
2007-03-19 23:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by Tanya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She has already showed you what's she's all about.
If that's what you want then go for it & don't cry about how you can't take it.
2007-03-19 23:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by ancestorhorse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple., you and windsworth need to hookup and get her so jealous she will just leave. She cant compete.
2007-03-19 23:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by stephenmwells 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, suuuure. :D Since she's sleeping with both of you anyway, just make it a threesome and everyone's happy.
2007-03-19 23:49:23 · answer #7 · answered by AnonymousGirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea and im vanna white
2007-03-19 23:48:13 · answer #8 · answered by carriec 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
be straight up - blunt and mean
2007-03-19 23:53:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋