Have I beaten them with words from that glorious story? Is Star Wars stronger than the Bible? They seem to be on their last insults, while my branch of Star Wars magic is just warming up. Have I worn out a fundie? Must write it down...
Bow to Master Kenobi.
2007-03-19 16:05:32 · 17 answers · asked by Jedi 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No Dan you are one of the few cool Christians on this site. Cheers!:)
2007-03-19 16:15:57 · update #1
thank you for your wisdom mom. Seriously...episode III not bad. A lot of people can't quote from the first three because it's not the same feel as the original.
2007-03-19 16:18:06 · update #2
Arrogance, a trait more and more common among the Jedi.
Yoda and Obi-Wan never had to state their power, they were just that awesome. Be careful padawan, your words may encourage others to test your powers.
Edit: I don't know whether to celebrate our geekiness or be ashamed. Me, that I can quote all six, you that you knew which movie it was from. It gets better, my husband works at an electronics factory and I'm a scientist. We truly are a family of geeks. My kids ask to watch "The Jedi", they even tell me which movie to put in, they are 4 and 2.
2007-03-19 16:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's basically the story of WWII Germany re-written. Hitler is Darth Vader. Darth Sideous is the pope, the Storm Troopers are pretty obvious and of course the rebels are the Jews. You'd think fundies would be all over it.
2007-03-19 23:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by God 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry if my answer seemed insulting, but I wasn't trying to be. I actually like to look at the symbols in Star Wars in comparison to the Bible, its quite interesting.
Edit: Kat, I get eternal life.
Yes, three is alright, although I kept thinking it was over, but it kept going to something else. In order from most to least favorites are; 6,5,3,4,2,1.
2007-03-19 23:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Puhaha. You mock the Lord with your blasphemous comparisons. Cause God is soooo much more plausible than a Jedi. At least followers of the Jedi get to kick butt with glowing heat sticks, and levitate chairs with their minds. What do you Christians get? Heavy books and stale flakes of bread...
2007-03-19 23:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by Kat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Careful little master - the Dark Invader wants to sift you like chaff.
2007-03-19 23:27:15 · answer #5 · answered by HolyLamb 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah young Skywalker, the difference between using The Force and just force it is.
2007-03-19 23:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because by comparing God to a fictional character, you reduce Him to a fictional Character.
It's insulting, insensitive, disrespectful, and mocking.
But we're not worried.
Vengeance belongs to the Lord.
2007-03-19 23:11:50 · answer #7 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
the greatest task a padawan must face is to look inside himself. I do not think you have done that yet, padawan. you don't seem to be at one with yourself; full of anger, which leads to the Dark Side.
nope, not worn out...
2007-03-19 23:12:15 · answer #8 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You should just build me a lightsaber, and we'll protect the virtues of the Jedi code and laws. Then the fundies will be all sadz. =D
2007-03-19 23:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You are a laugh track all by yourself!!! If I thought you were serious I would not be laughing because that would be Really Sad!!!
2007-03-19 23:13:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋