I'm not on the best mood so I want ot laugh.
2007-03-19 15:56:54 · 8 answers · asked by Kevinemy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok well you might have heard this one before but~
theres a blond that walks into the store. to the shopkeeper she says, "i would like to buy that tv" the shopkeeper replies, "sorry, i don't sell tvs to dumb blondes." so the next day the blonde walks in with a red wig on. she asks to buy the tv and the shopkeeper replies with the same answer. devistated, the blonde goes in the next day with a brunette wig on. she asks the same question she had been asking before and the shopkeeper still gives the same reply. so the blonde says, "i tried on 2 different wigs and you still knew it was me. how did you know?" the shopkeeper replied and said, "i knew it was you because that is a microwave, not a tv."
that is an old one but you asked for a joke.
hope you cheer up
2007-03-19 16:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♥.blondy4eva 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read this a few says ago on yahoo and I loved it. Goes something like this:
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but a cling film shorts. The psychiatrists says " Sir, I can clearly see your nuts"
Cheer up!
2007-03-20 04:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three girls, a blonde, brunette,and a redhead, are stranded on this island. They find a magic lamp who gives each of them a wish. The brunette says 'I wish for a speedboat", and leaves the island. The redhead says "I wish for a hot airballoon", and leaves the island. Then the blonde says "I wish my firends were here", then the two girls return to the island.
2007-03-19 23:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by Rafa_p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cute, clean one!
After a particularly long and tiring day of work, a woman decides to stop at a bar and have a drink. A few feet away from her, she sees an incredibly handsome man looking at her. Uncomfortable with the attention, she finds that she can't help herself, and continues to look back at him. After a few minutes, he sidles over to her, brushes her hair away from her ear, and whispers, "For 20 dollars, I will do ANYTHING you want me to."
Blushing and embarrassed, she reaches into her purse, and finds a twenty dollar bill. Offering it to the man, she smiles and says, "Anything?!"
"ANYTHING", he repeats, and takes the bill.
Pulling him close to her by the lapel, she whispers back into his ear, "Wonderful! Clean my house!"
;-)
2007-03-20 00:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by OneRedCent 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the bacteria cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!
2007-03-19 23:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by Earl D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy... I recently posted them in this section under...
Brunette joke...? &
Merle & Mary were friends in an insane asylum?
I really don't want to type them out again....sorry.
2007-03-19 23:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay this is kind of Gross but what Do Lima beans and pubic hair have in common?
A: you just push them away and keep eating
2007-03-19 23:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
im not a jocker but i have a one joke..
What Is The Name of A Soy Sauce Package ??
Answer: SAUCE (because "soy" mean I in spanish and it mean like im sauce ) HAHAHAHA !!! lol
2007-03-19 23:01:40 · answer #8 · answered by CeL!_RoCkz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋