2007-03-19 15:52:36 · 10 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no, burn down a church in a nun desguise to convert to el changoism! you'll be saved!
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2007-03-19 15:54:49 · answer #1 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your question is so very stupid and disrespectful towards God The Creator who created Heaven, the beaver, the earth, the universe and everything else that it's not worth answering. Shame on you and may God be merciful to you again. PEACE!!!
2007-03-19 22:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by David H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2007-03-19 23:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not, I would be too afraid of choking on splinters...
But if God were Paul McCartney I'd gladly sing every Beatles song I knew to get into heaven xoxox
2007-03-19 23:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by Klum 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no...
it goes like this....
what if you were a beaver
and god was a tree
and to get into heaven
you had to first build a beaver hut
....would you
eat god?
2007-03-19 23:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I would laugh at him for being a beaver.
2007-03-19 22:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by Julian 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if he offered really good dental coverage.
2007-03-19 23:20:27 · answer #7 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah, i only like one kind of wood in my mouth and its not on a tree...
2007-03-19 23:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by Blenderhead 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I just couldn't do it. I wear dentures.
2007-03-19 23:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heck yeah wouldnt you?
2007-03-19 23:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by chellstar7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋