Ok so i have been thinking(yes i do that occasionally)LOL!!
Dont religous nuts realise they are being insulted when they are told they are a flock?
Or to be like little lambs?
I live in Australia, and i have seen a lot of sheep, and they have got to be the dummest animals on the bloody planet! All they do all day is blindly follow each other around!!(yes i know ...just like christians etc..!!)Really if one runs to one side of the paddock, they all do! If one jumps they all do!! Its well known how dumb sheep are...So dont you bible bashers realise the joke is on you???
2007-03-19 15:33:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ohhh im scared now!! chastised hey?? Report all you like mate! Its a question and i want answers!!
2007-03-19 15:39:30 · update #1
I am sorry!
I expected intelligant answers from a flock of sheep! Silly silly me!!
2007-03-19 15:41:23 · update #2
You've stirred 'em up Hippy, good on you.. They are Clones and you stir one up and they all get the "Edgars" (a saying only us Aussies use) They stab us in the back constantly, tell us we are Satanist's and all sorts of unfounded bull sh*t and you post something as mild as this and some of the Bozo's want to report you.. Just running scared they are, as deep down they know that their belief system is nothing but a pack of absolute lies, with absolutely not one scrap of proof to back it up.. Their only lame defence is, you will go to Hell or that is heresy, or the even dumber ones just say I don't believe you... They defend a religion that rose to where it is today through murder and assimilation..That can not be denied, as that is history.. Their religion is responsible for millions upon millions of deaths throughout their brief stamp in time, notably 2,000 years..I would challenge a Christian any day to prove his / her God exists, I want proof.. I can manipulate energy, (a spell) but no alas I won't as that is Ego and I won't succumb to that..My Familiar (cat) has more power than their Christian God... Report me too, you weak minded people.. This is a free world and I am as is Wannabeahippy part of that freedom.. You pi*s weak people that can't hack a bit of constructive criticism should put on your horse hair shirts and whip yourselves until it sinks in..(" My religion has no real foundation and I am sorry for all the Pagan people's that my religion is responsible for their deaths") Now whip and say this 1,000 times a day until you finnally admit and sincerely are remorseful for what has happened in the past... Blessed Be.. )O(
2007-03-19 22:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by Bunge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right you are mate -- Just like those "when men were men and sheep were nervous" jokes, the Christians' hind legs are being stuffed into the minister's/priest's boots. And you know what happens next! And what's even more outrageous is that the Christians keep coming back every Sunday!
2007-03-19 22:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by bandycat5 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't think i 100% understand your question, but as you said, we are all sheep. Yeah, sheep are dumb, have you always been a perfect lamb? nOPE sorry. Jesus was the spotless lamb, he WAS and still IS perfect. All people do dumb things, we all know that. Jesus is the shepard. I'm sure you also know the lamb will follow the shepard wherever he goes? so, the "joke" isn't on us, since your also a lamb, your calling yourself dumb as well.
2007-03-19 22:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Hmmm 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Actually the fact that sheep follow each other doesn't make them dumb, it's a survival technique. They're less likely to be killed by a predator if they're in a large group.
But blindly following a belief is just stupid.
2007-03-19 22:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Sometimes it's better to ignore the joke and simply answer the question.
Instead of trying to look down at Christians based on minimal knowledge of our beliefs, why not get to know Christians. You might find out that there are some pretty smart Christians. We were taught by the most famous Rabbi of all time how to interpret the Bible. He also taught us how to learn how to apply the principles to daily living.
2007-03-19 22:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by Searcher 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Well to be called a sheep is certainly humbling then, and compared to god I guess I am a sheep. I do not take shame in being called a sheep because I know I am lost, and I do some stupid things some times.
But the Lord is my shepard, I am a sheep to him because no one can compare to his glory. Being called a sheep is humbling, and humbleness is a key message Jesus conveys in the new testament. God humbled himself to come to earth, and thusly we should humble ourselves.
2007-03-19 22:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by rabeekay 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i think that you are right mate. organized religion is just a way to control the masses.
i believe that everyone should be left to themselves to choose what religion they follow but when they start preaching to others and actively trying to convert it really gets my back up!
i too think that the mass following of a religion is pretty mindless, but i respect peoples choices despite my personal views.
2007-03-19 23:16:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The comparison doesn’t bother me at all.
I know my shepherd’s voice and am happy to obey when he calls.
I know the profound experience of being the lost lamb, lovingly carried back to the herd.
Nope, doesn’t bother me at all.
2007-03-19 22:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the bigger question is this; why do you ppl always bash Christains?
If you don't want to believe that's up to you, do what you want.
Why don't you find a hobby to fill the void & vent out the anger that causes you to bash ppl.
you'll feel better and so will everyone else.
have a nice day.
2007-03-19 22:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is just uncalled for.
Don't insult their religion, even if it is taught from the crib and followed blindly. It doesn't make them less of a person.
2007-03-19 22:43:04 · answer #10 · answered by Brundige 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋