3 Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still, nothing. Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted
2007-03-19 15:23:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I couldn't of said it better myself!!! LOL. I really like this one I am going to use it at work tomorrow. Thanks!!!!
2007-03-19 15:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by MAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one... I wonder what the mom would've wrote on a postcard to HER mother?
2007-03-19 16:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Stinging Dragon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-19 15:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute......well delivered! This one gets a star...a rarity for me to give out.
2007-03-19 15:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
♥ it! star 4 u!
2007-03-19 15:33:10 · answer #5 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that made my day i give 120% that was hilarious!
2007-03-19 15:36:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow poor number 3 woman must be very sore...lol I like it.
2007-03-19 15:34:56 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! still laughing!!! u get a star from me!
2007-03-19 15:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by christina s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2007-03-19 15:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too too too funny!
2007-03-19 15:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋