who ever has the funniest pick up line won 10 points......
there's one that i found very funny
"Is your father a terrorist? because you're the BOMB"
2007-03-19 15:17:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is your name summer, cuz your hot
are you from heaven,
cuz i got an erection
haha heard that one on robotchicken
2007-03-19 15:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The word of the day is "legs" so what do you say we go back to my place and spread the word
My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
2007-03-19 16:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by MR-$2K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
2007-03-19 15:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few, hope you like'm
(At the office copy machine) "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
(As you walk by, turn around and say:) Excuse me, did you just touch my butt? No? Dang it!
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
Here's some of my favorites, there's a bunch more.
2007-03-19 15:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by penguinluvinman 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Accompanied by a light touch to the upper back, "Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings."
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
2007-03-19 15:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you fart cause you just blew me away.
do you live on a chicken farm,cause you're good at raising cocks.
Apart from being sexy,what do you do for a living?
If i had a garden i'd put my tulips and your tulips together.
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2007-03-19 15:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by princess M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two personal favorites:
(referring to an article of clothing) Is that felt? No? Would you like it to be?
and
Were you raised in a barn? Because you sure know how to raise a c0ck.
Hehe.
2007-03-19 15:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by zapid 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
2007-03-19 15:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by nivi12300 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word of the day is ''legs'' ,lets go to my appartment and spread the word
2007-03-20 02:35:10 · answer #9 · answered by Stargate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny never heard that one i guess i would say the cheesy Baby, are you tired cuz you've been runnin thru my mind all day!
2007-03-19 15:19:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♥fungirl♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋