2007-03-19 15:04:27 · 22 answers · asked by betterthankyourluckystarx 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is so fat, when she passes in front of a TV set, I miss three episodes
2007-03-19 15:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
(fat person walks arround crunching) Whats the matter? I just gave yo mamma a piggyback ride and she ways 2 times as much as I do.
Yo mama so fat she took a step and there was a world-wide earthquake
Yo Mama so fat when she ordered a waterbed, they put a sheet over the pacific.
I have so many more!!!!!.
2007-03-19 22:22:20 · answer #2 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat that when she sat on a dollar bill Gorage Washington said "oh say can you see get your fat as$ off me
Yo Mama so stupid i told her to do the robot then r2 d2 had babies
Yo Mama so cheap she reuses tolitpapper
Yo Mama so fat her dna is dro dorito
HA HA HA HA HA I GOT WAY MORE
2007-03-19 22:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by mnalovesjesse 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so skinny, i got her rite here!!!*holds up a toothpick*
yo mama's so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost
yo mama's so fat, when she was missing for days, they had to put her picture on the milk truck
yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at the stop sign and waited for it to say go
yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her
yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on
yo mama's so stupid that when somebody said, "the drink's on the house," she got a ladder and started to climb up the roof
yo mama's so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest they said, "sorry, no professionals!"
yo mama's so fat that when he tried to drive around her, he ran out of gas
yo mama's so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back
yo mama's so poor that when i stepped on her cigarette butt she said, "hey, who turned off the heat?!"
yo mama's so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
yo mama's so ugly and so fat that when she went to japan, the people started yelling (in a japanese accent),"Godzillaaaa!!!"
2007-03-19 23:12:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so lazy she thinks a two income family means yo daddy got two jobs or yo mama is so stupid she sits on her tv and watches the couch
2007-03-19 22:08:12 · answer #5 · answered by Michael R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably either,
"Yo mama's so poor I saw her walkin' down the street one day kicking a can. I said, 'What are you doin?' and she said, 'Movin.' "
or
"Yo mama's so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World."
2007-03-19 22:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by rvcort 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out....
2007-03-19 22:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by Misty M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so fat she gave up walking when she realized rolling was so much faster.
2007-03-19 22:08:05 · answer #8 · answered by Brent W 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so old i patted her on the back n her nipples fell off
yo mama so fat she jumped up n got stuck
2007-03-20 02:12:09 · answer #9 · answered by JoAnne :) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama is so big, she played billiards with the planets....
2007-03-19 22:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by hello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋