Anyone know a good lateral thinking puzzle?

Question

(Like riddles)The solutions would be appreciated...

Answer 1

Q. Why did the old lady always answer the door wearing her hat and coat?

A. If it was someone she wanted to invite in, she'd say that she had just come in. If it was someone she did not want to invite in, then she'd say she was just about to go out.


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Q. A young woman in a restaurant was approached by a tearful old lady who said, "You look so like my own daughter who passed away last year. Could you do me a favor and say 'Good-bye, Mother' when I leave?"
The young woman happily agreed and said, "Good-bye, Mother" when the old lady left. Later she got a shock. What was it?


A. The young woman was presented with the bill for the old lady's meal. The lady had assured the waiter, "My daughter will pay."

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Q. A gang of criminals was loading a van with television sets that they were stealing from a warehouse when they suddenly heard the siren of an approaching police car. They could not avoid or outpace the police car. How did they escape?


A. They started to unload the television sets and carry them back into the warehouse. When the police arrived, the robbers told the police that they were making a late delivery, and they were believed!

Answer 2

That's VERY funny. Good one Thanks for the LAUGH.