2007-03-19 14:04:20 · 9 answers · asked by kiwi 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok...............so a brunnete, a red head and a blonde are going to a desert. They each have to bring one thing. When they get there, the brunnette asks everyone what they brought...."I brought water, because you can't survive without water" the brunnete says. "I brought food, because you can't survive without food either." The red head says. And finally, the blond says: "I brought a car door, so we can roll down the window if it gets hot." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-19 14:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by suitelifeluvr13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok a brunette is jumping up and down on train tracks yelling 64, 64, 64! the blonde askes if she can join, so they both start yelling 64 64 64! then a train comes and te brunette jumps out of the way, the blonde gets hit and the brunette jumps up and down saying 65 65 65
2007-03-19 21:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by Lets go 2 Candy Mt. Charlie!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 blondes are walking in the woods and they come across tracks, the first blonde says i think these are Bears tracks, and the second blonde says no they're deer tracks, and the third blonde says no they're defiantly rabbit tracks. And they all get hit by a train.
2007-03-19 21:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blonde's were walking on opposit sides of a river. One blonde yelled over to the other, Hey! How do I get on the other side? The other blonde yelled over, "You are on the other side:)
2007-03-19 21:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by RJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK there's a pretty good one it goes like this...
there is a Blondie brunette and a red head they are being chased by a police officer so the Blondie brunette and red head jump into a potato barrels (septet ones by the way)
and the police goes up to the barrel with the brunette and said is there any one in there she was silent so he goes to the the barrel with the red head and said is there any one in there she was silent so he goes to the barrel with the Blondie and said is there any one in there and she said nope just us potato's
2007-03-19 21:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by Lindsay B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The blonde asks the sales person if she can buy the T.V. he says no... It's a microwave
2007-03-20 09:55:46 · answer #6 · answered by In_Love 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do blondes and the BermudaTriangle have in common?
*They've both swallowed alot of 'seamen'
2007-03-19 22:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by DixielandDelight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you keep a blond at your house?
get a circle driveway
2007-03-19 21:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by Liberty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY WAS BLONDY DANCING ON A CROSS LIGHT?
BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE IS IN A DISCO
2007-03-19 21:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋