What's the funniest joke ever that I can tell my friends? Keep in mind knock-knock jokes are not funny!?

Question

Your mother,fat,blonde etc.

By the way i'm a guy.

Answer 1

The joke is these guy's senses of humour!!!!!!

Answer 2

Dumb Blondes:
I once knew a blonde that was so stupid:

she called me to get my phone number.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Smart Blondes: (this is a little long. you could always shorten it.)

A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa," he explained. Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references, but with no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress, but no answer. Frustrated, he send e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more that a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Answer 3

riddles ok?
• when you say my name i am no longer there what am i? silence
•a man rides into town on tuesday, he stays 2 days and leaves on tuesday, how? the horses name is tuesday
•it takes 6 men 6 days to dig 6 holes, how long does it take 3 men to dig half a hole? no math involved. you can't dig half a hole!
• what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want it, poor people have it, if you eat it you'll die,what is it? nothing, nothing is greater than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want nothing, poor people have nothing, you eat nothing and die!

Answer 4

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a canoe?




A. a canoe tips

Answer 5

3 chinese guys come to america. they dont know 1 english word. first they go to an opera and hear "me me me me me me me me meeeee." the first guy likes it and remembers it. they go to a restaurant and hear "forks and knives! forks and knives!" the second guy likes it and remembers it. they go to a park and hear "were swinging were swinging" the third guy likes it and remembers it. they go to a crime scene and a cop says do u know who did this the first guy says "me me me me me me me meeeee" thecop says what how did u kill him? the second guy says "forks and knives forks and knives" the cop im going to hang u when theyre hanging the third guy says "were swinging were swinging"

Answer 6

it depends... girl or boy?

Answer 7

knock knock

















who's there?


































me.





































me who?











































ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... NOW OPEN UP.