When three men go to Heaven, St. Peter says to them, "How many times have you been unfaithful to your wives?"
The first man, Smurf, says three times, so Peter decrees he must travel round Heaven in a Fiesta.
The second man, Neonjack, says five times, so Peter makes him travel round Heaven in a Lada.
The third bloke, Trickyricky has never been unfaithful, so Peter says, "Well done! You get to drive a Rolls-Royce in Heaven."
A while later Peter comes across Tricky at the side of the road crying. "What's the matter?" he asks. "You have a beautiful car!"
"I know," says Tricky, "but I just saw my wife go past on a skateboard." :)
2007-03-19 13:48:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(*sniff* boo hoo *)
If all the rumours are true, it's more likely to be a dinky toy.
2007-03-19 13:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny fidgety.
I'm just going outside to polish my Rolls.
That's the one that Rolls down one hill and can hardly get up the other one!It's an old banger.Mind you that's a very good description of someone I know!
2007-03-19 14:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Tricky. LMAO x
2007-03-20 07:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10/10!
2007-03-19 13:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hear that one years ago but yours has the cars up dated.
2007-03-19 14:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was on her way to see that ciderman again, loved all your jokes tonight. 10/10+ a sparkly
2007-03-19 13:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, poor man, she's been unfaithful to him. Am I right?
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-19 13:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi fingers i hope he keeps my skateboard to one side for me 10/10
2007-03-20 07:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo!!!!!!! I just posted that like a few days ago on someones answer. But that is a funny one. but i did just type it in a few days ago. but it is very very very very funny.
2007-03-19 13:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an 11 out of 10 on the chuckle scale , thanks for that .
2007-03-20 09:40:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋