and what about "the origin of man"? should i bring it too? and show it to god?
2007-03-19 13:28:57 · 6 answers · asked by álöttä s: mιηιster σf brιllιαηce 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
allah..*chuckles*... nyeh nyeh! silly little child
2007-03-19 13:38:16 · update #1
I'd bring a bikini...oh, wait. Can't bring that. Guess suntan lotion and all that is out too. Well then, I'd bring a cooler with some nice Kahlua mudslides...oh, wait. Can't bring that. Music? No...not my music. Don't think any of my books would be very welcome either...
It wouldn't be a very fun trip for me.
2007-03-19 13:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't bring "the God Delusion" because Richard Dawkins (Dorkins) is a tool. There's a way to be scientific and logical and atheistic without being purposefully antagonistic to the religious.
2007-03-19 13:34:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So are you dying tomorrow? What exactly do you mean? Well, if you are going to heaven, be VERY HAPPY. You should be! Jump up and shout hurray! Run all over your house praising GOD! You are going to spend an eternity in paradise with OUR LOVING LORD!
WAIT, IS THE RAPTURE TOMORROW?
2007-03-19 13:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by The Pirate 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... this would be soooooo very funny except one thing.
You're so dumb that you did not realize that in your cynicism, you still acknowledge there is a God.
So the heaven that you may be going to tomorrow might be slightly warmer than you would expect.
Carry marshmallows!
2007-03-19 13:33:53 · answer #4 · answered by Wise ol' owl 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why are you trying to prove your atheist so much?
You will answer to Allah in the end, take your crap somewhere else.
2007-03-19 13:33:03 · answer #5 · answered by aliasasim 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Take something to read... it's gonna feel like an etermity.....
2007-03-19 13:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋