I took a crap yesterday, and lo and behold, Jesus popped out. Then he stole my time machine screaming "all hail Lord Jedi" and went off to start a religion in the name of his creator. but in the Bible it says "Lord Jesus" accidently instead, Jedi isn't even mentioned, how should I punish my apprentice Jesus?
2007-03-19 13:23:38 · 9 answers · asked by Jedi 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol...Jesus was the most punished man in history...yes and the Holocaust was cake...you need to read Night.
2007-03-19 13:36:15 · update #1
LOL! Where did you come up with that? Write a novel or something!
2007-03-19 13:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its funny you say you'll punish Jesus. He suffered more than anyone in recorded history. He was betrayed by his best friends, beaten, had the beard pulled from his face, three inch thorns shoved into his brow, a catonine ripped the skin off his body until his bones showed through, rail road like spikes shoved through the excrusiating pressure points on his wrists and ankles and hung from a cross unable to breath properly, he was spit upon, hung naked ( unthinkable humiliaton for a JEw) and at the very end Had every single sin ever commited placed upon him so that when he died the sin died too. He became so blackened that God would not look on Him. Why do feel the need to "punish" Jesus when he went through so much for you?
2007-03-19 20:34:55 · answer #2 · answered by Crash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're right, he did steal your time machine. But as it was located inside your brain and he couldn't extricate it without harming you.... well, you get the rest.
2007-03-19 20:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by Taliesin Pen Beirdd 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was Mr Hanky
2007-03-19 20:27:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wouldn't steal...
2007-03-19 20:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by aa.gabriel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the force!
2007-03-19 20:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by Ievianty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is not a nice thing to say.
2007-03-19 20:28:16 · answer #7 · answered by me2you 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he did not still it he put more time on it
2007-03-19 20:29:55 · answer #8 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody's going to burn in hell...
I shall pray for you.
2007-03-19 20:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋