There were four people in an airplane(the pilot, George W. Bush, his secretary, and a kid). The pilot found out that the airplane was failing and was about to crash. Luckily, there was parachutes but only three of them. The secretary said,"I am the one who should go first." He got a parachute and jumped. George said," I should go next. I am important." He got a parachute and jumped. The kid said," I should go next. I am young, but you can still go." The pilot said," How? You only have one parachute." The kid said," No. There is two, because George took my backpack desquised as a parachute."
2007-03-19 13:16:36 · 18 answers · asked by speedyboy1232001 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I really like that one. It was funny. LOL, LOL, LOL
2007-03-19 13:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by Ellen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Obviously a Boy Scout or former "offender." I have seen that skit performed gazillions of times.
2007-03-19 13:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest thing I heard. I know that Bush isn't really that smart and shows would make fun of him but you took it off the line. You rock!!
2007-03-19 13:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by the guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must not like the President.
2007-03-19 14:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Dumb Bush! Funny!
2007-03-19 14:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute ... perfect for a kid ... age appropriate
2007-03-19 13:23:19 · answer #6 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah.. totally not funny.
I believe I've heard it before about a gazillion times.
2007-03-19 13:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by fly4620 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a funny joke but ive heard it b4 and u didn't tell it too well
2007-03-19 13:21:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE SEEN THIS 100 TIMES! It was funny.
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-19 13:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever yeah maybe a redo/edit is in store..
2007-03-19 13:27:48 · answer #10 · answered by jo.joggers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not very funny, Why does G.W.Bush have to die?
2007-03-19 13:24:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋