I say we start having a shot whenever someone asks a question using the word "evolutionist."
*My apologies to anyone who thought of this first*
2007-03-19 13:15:17 · 8 answers · asked by link955 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I also thought about the ones who call atheism a religion, but as Gazoo said, we'd never stop drinking
2007-03-19 13:24:39 · update #1
My absolute favorite is when Church Lady addresses us as "atheologists."
2007-03-19 13:19:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol Gandalf, I still can't drink, but I'll gladly guzzle my water and lemon juice with each silly question. Can we add questions about the Freemasons, someone asks about them every couple of hours too.
Hold it, between Pascal's Wager, the monkeys, evolutionists and the Freemasons, we will be too busy drinking to type, won't this list include at least every other question?
2007-03-19 20:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sigh. You're so right.
My fifth grade students understand the difference between fact and opinion. You'd think the people here would. Evolution isn't something you believe or disbelieve in - you either accept or ignore its reality.
2007-03-19 20:24:48 · answer #3 · answered by Huddy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
2007-03-19 20:20:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why don't we just stick a funnel down our throats and pour a keg straight into it? We are going to end up that way if we add every repeated stupid thing we get from the fundies.
2007-03-19 20:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Alex 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
What about calling evolution a religion?
2007-03-19 20:20:21 · answer #6 · answered by Ievianty 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jeez, we will be on the floor in no time. Can you throw Darwinist in, too. I like that one even better.
2007-03-19 20:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think we'd all have deteriorated livers.
2007-03-19 20:24:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋