A Day at the Races
This guy is sitting quietly reading his newspaper when this wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the head with a magazine.
"Ouch" he says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the piece of paper I found in your pants, with the name Laura Lou written on it."
"Two weeks ago when I went to the track, Laura Lou was the name of a horse I bet on" he explained.
"Oh Honey I’m so sorry" his wife said, "I should have known there was a good reason."
Three days later while watching TV his wife walked up behind him and hit him with an iron skillet, knocking him out cold.
When he came to he said. "What in the world was that for?"
"Your horse just phoned" screamed his wife.
2007-03-19 13:11:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I WILL NOT CHANGE MY ICON
2007-03-19 13:20:56 · update #1
lol ty and goodnight
2007-03-19 13:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by yorkgirl76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
Thank you for the big smile.
Sorry. The most brilliant woman I know is a blonde. As was her brother, my husband. But we loved good blonde jokes.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
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2007-03-19 20:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
Keep icon.
2007-03-20 21:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao 10/10
2007-03-20 02:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, who hasn't been there?
Keep the icon, I love it.
2007-03-19 20:47:33 · answer #5 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool heard slightly different version but just as funny
2007-03-19 20:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by TS100N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah!!!
2007-03-19 20:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by Spence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your icon is a bit childish don't you think.
Have you got a marijuana poster in your bedroom too?
2007-03-20 05:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-19 21:03:25 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one, too. Where are you getting them from?
2007-03-19 20:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by nana_bad_ass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋