Neonjack is out shopping and discovers a new brand of condoms - Olympic.
He buys a pack, then tells his wife.
She says, "Olympic condoms? What makes them so special?"
Neonjack says, "There are three colours: gold silver and bronze."
She says, "What colour are you going to wear tonight?"
Neonjack says, "Gold, of course!"
She says, "Can't you wear silver? "It would be nice if you didn't c*me first for once." :)
2007-03-19 13:07:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
changed my mind. i'm voting for tricky. lol
2007-03-19 13:12:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fidgety,I have got to stick up for us men.(If you'll excuse the pun)
Why are women like condoms?
They spend 90 per cent of their time in your wallet and the other 10 per cent on your dick!
I'm waiting for the flack now fidgety!!!!!!!!
2007-03-19 14:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, what have you got against us guys tonight, give us a break, loved the joke, good punch line. 10/10
2007-03-19 13:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, you see! neon thinks my jokes are better :) x
2007-03-19 13:21:19 · answer #4 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
AWESOME Joke
2007-03-19 13:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
2007-03-19 13:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-19 13:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't get it at first now i love it lol lol lol
2007-03-20 03:01:56 · answer #8 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is his name neonjack?
2007-03-19 22:20:26 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT is great!
2007-03-19 13:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋