Some I've seen are:
I drive the speed limit.If you don't like it call a cop!
If I roll up my windows and lock the doors.it's because you smell bad.
Of course you're faster, but i'm driving in front of you.
and,
If you can't stop when I do,smile as you go under!
2007-03-19 12:55:57 · 2 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Seen quite a few funny ones.My favourites are:
If you can read this,I've lost my caravan.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seats cause kids.
Caution! Driver applying make-up.
I have PMS and a hand-gun.Any questions?
I'm straight:don't rear end me.
2007-03-20 03:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me!
2007-03-20 09:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by claude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋