A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a gin and tonic. Surprised, the bartender looks at him. ‘Ain't you from around here, boy?’ he sneers. ‘I'm from Pennsylvania,’ the guy replies. The bartender frowns. ‘What do you do there?’ ‘I'm a taxidermist,’ comes the reply. The bartender laughs incredulously. ‘A taxidermist!’ he cries. ‘What the hell is a taxidermist?’ The guy looks at him. ‘I mount dead animals.’ The bartender smiles and turns to the rest of the bar. ‘It's okay, boys,’ he shouts. ‘He's one of us!’
2007-03-19 12:54:40 · 14 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one lol
2007-03-19 12:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope you're not one of them Tricky :)x
Computer probs again....Using a laptop and it keeps coming up: 'Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close'......any idea what could be wrong as it's doing my head in so I'm trying the desktop one tonight to see what happens so if I disappear from here you'll know why :(
ps. NO offence taken at your question last night :) but you got them talking!!!
2007-03-22 17:32:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? I don't get this one. Besides I think some taxidermy is crule. Animals deserve burials too! Dead beings are not to be displayed!
2007-03-19 20:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by Alli B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-03-19 19:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-03-19 20:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by Ellen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-03-19 20:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one tricky. lol
2007-03-19 19:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by neonjack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Man that was funny.
2007-03-19 19:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by Scippio of Light 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very very good
2007-03-19 20:15:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ewww ;)
2007-03-19 20:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋