A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties. The Taliban
asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you.that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie."
2007-03-19 12:54:03 · 11 answers · asked by Jim W 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry dude, not that funny
2007-03-19 12:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hate to tell you this, but I've heard it before in a number of versions.
2007-03-19 12:58:46 · answer #2 · answered by fly4620 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo politically incorrect! I love it!
2007-03-19 13:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hahahah...******* jews...thats funny, man.
2007-03-19 13:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard better but its ok
2007-03-19 13:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-19 12:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought it was funny.
2007-03-19 13:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by Ellen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wow.
2007-03-19 12:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-19 13:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol aww :( poor dude...
2007-03-19 12:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋