Nonserious questions about God. Seriously though.?

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That question did not show up. It has to do with an experiment that conclusively proves "metaphors in the Bible" is the lamest excuse on the planet. So many Fundies have been ignoring science partially because they are too stupid to understand. But this my dog can understand, simple experiment proving the unfeasible aspects of so called metaphors in God's "word."

That sounded way too much like a lab abstract.

hmm...I know nothing ay? 1+1=2. hmmm...looks like I must know something...cool just proved another stupid fundie wrong.

Answer 1

You can teach a dog to sit.

Answer 2

Do not use the name Jedi because most of the words of the real Jedi were said in metaphor. It does not fit your name. Even in the court of law if the witness or the victim cannot express the word graphically, as long as it can be clearly understandable, the metaphors were allowed to be used.
To talk about the word science, you have to understand that religion is also a science. It is True that religions of the past would demonize any findings that will oppose the church's positions, the religion in todays world are also busy now explaining some miracles of yesterdays as technology today. Go to the research works of the Seventh Day Adventists, The Jehovah's witnesses, the Hindus. Islam and Catholics, and the rests. They have their own labs and medical researches available to preserve morality within the bounds of scientific facts.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

you haven't proved anything, the scientist can't prove anything and they know that there are facts in the bible so they lie about
for example, they say humans come from primates, primates came from organisms, and organisms came from mud and dirt.

which one is more believable

LOOK AT ALL THE MIRACLES THAT GOD SHOWED US
THE BIBLE SAYS THE ONLY SIN THAT KEEPS YOU OUT OF HEAVEN IS THE SIN OF REJECTION
HOW DO YOU ASK GOD FOR FORGIVNESS WHEN YOU DON'T BELIEVE HIM AND REJECT HIM

Answer 5

Your question makes my a** hurt.

Answer 6

Y A W N

Answer 7

Thats pretty intense.
Glad it is a nonserious question.
I ain't that smart.
Ditto..................

Answer 8

My not-so-inner-geek can forgive your inner-geek.

Answer 9

i don't like the embedded questions.

Answer 10

I have no idea what your talking about.