Man walks into the bar and sees a sign - "WIN FREE DRINKS FOR LIFE" - so he asks the barman how.
"Well," says the barman, "You have to pass three challenges. First, you have to drink a bottle of tequila. Next, the landlord's pit bull terrior out in the yard has toothache - you have to go out and pull that tooth. Finally, the landlord's wife is upstairs and she's never had an o*g*sm - if you can do the business for her, you get free drinks for life." So, the guy thinks he'll give it a try. He takes the bottle of tequila and downs it in one go. Then he staggers out into the back yard. There's terrible growling and snarling, and eventually the guy staggers back in, clawed and scratched all over but grinning from ear to ear. "Right," he says, "that's the first two, now where's the lady with the toothache?"
2007-03-19 12:11:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol!
I see you've taken my advise about starring out the rude words.
Works doesnt it?
You get away with a lot more :0)
Time to get dirty ...
x
2007-03-19 12:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now that's nasty but that's what happens when you down a whole bottle of tequila. It's funny though.
2007-03-19 19:18:53 · answer #2 · answered by Ellen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Crude and funny. 9/10.
2007-03-19 21:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youre on a roll tonight, all of them have been brilliant, 10/10
2007-03-19 19:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol. That's hilarious but so nasty at the same time. I think I've heard this one before but I still love it.
2007-03-19 19:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Milly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2007-03-19 19:15:18 · answer #6 · answered by Fletcher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha hahahahaha. Excellent.
'Star'
2007-03-19 19:41:07 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, not bad, 10/10
2007-03-19 19:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG hahahaahhahahahha eww... thats really funny tho!
ive never heard that one before, good one, i give u props!
:)
2007-03-19 19:16:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is brilliant joke worth me telling work mates tomorrow lol
2007-03-19 20:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋