An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly t.i.t.s."
2007-03-19 12:04:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny i like this one, chuckle status reached.
2007-03-19 12:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Class
2007-03-19 19:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Katie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old people say the darndest things, 9/10
2007-03-19 22:38:59 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-03-20 21:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best, have a cigar on me!
2007-03-19 19:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-19 19:10:53 · answer #6 · answered by funki15munki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
VERY old....but FUNNY.
2007-03-19 19:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋