What would you church people do if I came into your church and my head starting spinning around like the Exorcist and I told you "Your mother sucks cock in hell" in a possessed voice? Would you guys drown me with your holy water?
2007-03-19 12:01:38 · 8 answers · asked by BlondBoy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't go to church, but you can party with me at my house anytime you want.
2007-03-19 12:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by Praetorian 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An usher would probably take you out (most of them are x-police officers). Then the deliverance team would get a hold of you and cast the demons out of you.
Do you want the Church address??
2007-03-19 19:05:56 · answer #2 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. I would pray for the Lord to rebuke you and to cast out the foul demon who has his hold on you. It would be a test of my faith if the demon was removed or not, if we have even the smallest amount great things can be done.
2007-03-19 19:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by Stahn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think if you did that in my church you would briskly be escorted out by the EMTs and given a stern talking to.
2007-03-19 19:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by LX V 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, before you go to church, could you come over to my house? I would love to see that! I could video tape it and put it up on Youtube!
2007-03-19 19:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You've watched WAY too many movies. Most demons come out with a simple pray or rebuke.
2007-03-19 19:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by David 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no, i'd probly be like..."HOLY ****! THATS JUST LIKE IN THE EXORCIST! AWESOME!!!"
but the rest of the people would probly drown you in holy water. srry dude.
2007-03-19 19:06:04 · answer #7 · answered by squirrelman9014 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stop being stupid. I thought of some things to say and then decided this question was not worth my time or effort.
2007-03-19 19:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by cubfan 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋