An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody."
2007-03-19 12:00:32 · 21 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am pleased to say this is the first joke on Answers that has actually made me laugh. Thanks...
I gave you a star for that one.....
2007-03-19 12:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 23:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lmao 10/10
2007-03-20 13:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny i certainly chuckled lol.
2007-03-19 12:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, still it's a good joke, so a star for you!
2007-03-19 12:04:35 · answer #5 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good. I needed a laugh. You cheered me up!
2007-03-19 12:27:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny! That is just plain sick! Ewww!
2007-03-19 12:06:01 · answer #7 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes yes yes yes yes yes
2007-03-19 12:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by *YAWN* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shiit yea man!
2007-03-20 02:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shamefully funny
2007-03-19 12:05:25 · answer #10 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋