Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could
barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came
to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on
through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be
losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light
was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really
concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next
intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So,
she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us
both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"
2007-03-19 11:56:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah funny! i ♥ it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-19 11:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2007-03-20 05:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That;s worth a Laugh.
2007-03-20 08:35:00 · answer #3 · answered by rockdodger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! funny
2007-03-19 19:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear well it made me chuckle though its scary cos it reminds me of the mother-in-law lol
2007-03-19 19:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.xx
2007-03-23 17:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by skens girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now, THAT, was funny. You get a star from me.
2007-03-19 19:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Colour blind driver...thinks it is red
2007-03-23 12:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA that's awesome!
2007-03-19 23:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by I heart pineapple soda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....really shouldn't be funny!
2007-03-19 19:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's something new.
2007-03-20 21:52:10 · answer #11 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋