PENIS WON'T STOP GROWING!!! going on for 2 WEEKS!!!!?

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PENIS WON'T STOP GROWING!!! going on for 2 WEEKS!!!!?

It grows about half an inch a day and won't shrink. And that's not all a kitchen knife fell on it and the KNIFE SPLIT IN HALF my penis was left unharmed. I CAN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE, it's torn
through my pants and I get arrested every time. I am stuck in here ordering pizza and am running out of money. Soon I shall
starve to death. CAT WON'T STOP ATTACKING IT!!!

WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!??!?!?!? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-19 11:49:14 · 2 answers · asked by Palewind 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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Thank God

2007-03-21 02:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Grow some balls?

2007-03-20 00:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋