What's the most unusual bizarre word or phrase you have ever heard to describe your own naughty bits?

Answer 1

I like veiny bang stick or the blue-veined junket pump for mine.

Beef curtains, hairy axe wound, bearded clam or simply the kebab for hers.

Answer 2

Naughty bits.

I was in the middle of a translation about premature ejaculation when a South American male friend came round. He saw the labelled diagram which I was translating and said, 'You can refuse to do something like that.' I managed to persuade him that it was scientific and not pornography, but it took a while, and he was somewhat taken aback that a female of the species could translate the French words for his 'naughty bits' into English.

I like the Scouse term 'Weddin' tackle' as in 'Shurrup or I'll mess up yer weddin' tackle.'

Answer 3

My own? Can't think of anything, but the most weird and nasty phrase I've ever heard used to refer a woman's naughty bits is 'p*** flaps'.

Answer 4

Theres nothing worse than flaps..or hearing that paddy down the road got himself into a big bag o' gee..
however russel brand makes me laugh when he speaks of his dinkle, ballbags or dicksacks..

Answer 5

In the NW England a womans was called a tuppence. A man's was called his nasty.

Answer 6

Beef cornet

Answer 7

I like Ladygarden the best, when said tongue in cheek. It's funny. Can't stand it when people try and be coy and refer to their "front bottom". Gip!

Answer 8

One eyed trouser python

Answer 9

In Italian, the other bit's often called "la patatina" (little potato, or chip) ... I really don't know why!

Answer 10

thats disgusting someone once told me..

for the wife i like beef curtains.