3 thing jokes??

Question

does anyone know and jokes thaty have like three people or three things in it like ..three guys were on a plane

Answer 1

some guys got shipwrecked on an island of cannibals! the cannibals told them that they would eat them all unless they passed the test. the test was, who ever could stuff 10 peices of fruit up their butt, without making any noise, could live. the first guy tried apples, and after 5 he groaned, and was killed and eaten. the next guy tried pears, he cried after 8, and the same thing happened to him. now, the third guy came with blueberries, and he got to 10, but after that he started laughing, so he was put to death also, well, the 3 guys met in heaven and the first 2 guys asked the third guy what happened, why did you laugh, and he said: i saw the next guy coming with pineapples!

Answer 2

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation.

They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy thinks a minute and replies, "I'd like to hear them say.... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!

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An old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

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Three insane men walk out of a mental hospital hoping to escape.
The first says, "If there's a high fence, we'll dig under it!"

The second says, "If there's a low fence, we'll jump over it!"

The third says, "Well, we're out of luck, boys--There is no fence,"
so instead they just went back to their rooms.

Answer 3

there were three girls climbing up a mountain and when they get to the top forg tells then that they each get 1 wish, the first girl goes I wish i was a bird, so she flies off, the second girl goes i wish i was mary poppins so she floats away with her umbrell, the last girl walks up to the frog says i wish that i was, trips on the rock and yells o crap, so she is turned into to crap and she slides down the mountain.




The other one is there were three girls a blond brunnette and green haired, a news reporter asks them how they got their hair the blond goes its nautral, same for the brunnete, the green haired girl goes its nautral as she wipes her nose and wipes it in her hair

Answer 4

so these 3 guys were at a river. all wanted to be something they werent. then this fairy came to them and said "say what what you want to become and then jump in the river, then you will become it. so the first guy says eagle, and he jumps in, becomes and eagle and flys away. the second guy says fish. he jumps in, becomes a fish and swims away. the second man slips on his way to the river and as hes falling into the river he says "oh S**t!" so as the fairy said, he became a pile of crap and floated on down the river.

Theres also the one about the blond brunette, and the red head who rob a bank. the cops were on their tail so they decided to hide. the brunette hid in a cow suite, the red head in a chicken suit and the blond in a potato sack. the cops passed the cow and it said MOO MOO. so they were like "yea its a real cow" when they passed the chicken it siad CLUCK CLUCK. so they also thought that ws real. they were about to pass the potato sack, when it said POTATO POTATO!

Answer 5

If you want 3 thing jokes, just go to

www.google.com

and type "jokes involving three people"

Answer 6

yea almost every joke on here is like that

Answer 7

you got a lot of funny responces lol