Did you hear about the stupid man who divorced his wife?"
He was in the maternity unit waiting for her to deliver their baby when out came the midwife to tell him he had a beautiful set of twins.
The man put his head in his hands in anguish.
"Oh, no, I never thought she'd be unfaithful to me. Our marriage is over."
"But why?" asked the midwife. "There's nothing wrong here."
"Oh, but there is," he persisted. "We only did it once so the other one isn't mine."
2007-03-19 11:36:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it, is there only me with a sense of humour?? i can certainly see the funny side. 10/10+star
2007-03-19 11:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK didn't quite reach chuckle status but it did bring a smile to my face as only a bloke could be so dumb as to come out with summat like that.
2007-03-19 11:45:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Dumb guy! 10/10!
2007-03-19 15:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
I was once a weak man...and believe me, once a week is anough for any man :)
x
2007-03-19 12:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuo make me laugh so much. Thank you.
2007-03-19 11:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2007-03-19 11:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by merrilee s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
5/10. it was ok.
2007-03-19 11:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-19 11:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i heard abou thim, that was my dad!
2007-03-19 11:43:24 · answer #9 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha hee hee heee
2007-03-19 11:42:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋