A man stayed out very late drinking, staggered home and crept quietly into bed so he wouldn't wake his wife. Just as it started to get light, he woke up dying for a pee.
"Hey, Betty, there's three pairs of feet in our bed," he said nudging her.
"You daft oaf," she replied scornfully. "You can't see properly with all that booze in you. Get out and count again."
So the man went to the bottom of the bed and counted again.
"Sorry, you're right, he said. "There's only two pairs here and I can see I need my toenails cut."
2007-03-19 11:32:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats hell funny. Wanna know something cool...if you put a pair of sunnies on your avatar it is the same as mine! I reckon that deserves the 10 points!
2007-03-20 00:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEE.....gr8.TEN OUT OF 10..LOL!
2007-03-19 23:15:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋