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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out
that she's pregnant.
She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first run for
president, and as Senator of New York this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts
screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going
on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't
believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all
your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did
you hear me?"
Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.
In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
2007-03-19 11:31:13 · 12 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10/10!
2007-03-19 15:20:42 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hurray for Billy and his Willey.
Buffalo Bill is shooting still ,and Hillary dear forgot her pill, and now by gum she's had her fill but it will pass as all things will.
2007-03-19 18:54:06 · answer #2 · answered by Charles H 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I really liked it, poor Bill will never hear the end. haha
2007-03-19 18:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!! You rock! This is an awesome joke! Best ever!
2007-03-19 18:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats not funny bill is cool
2007-03-19 18:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL as expected â»
2007-03-19 18:53:40 · answer #6 · answered by Aspettami28 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent bash, love it
2007-03-19 18:40:08 · answer #7 · answered by E.B. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh that's sooooo good can we get another?
2007-03-19 18:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by amatsco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! good god that's hilarious!
She deserves it! lol
2007-03-19 19:02:17 · answer #9 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
r u serious or did u make dis up cuz i dont think it happened..did it.........
2007-03-19 18:34:29 · answer #10 · answered by LoK4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋