A middle-aged couple had drifted apart and the end of their marriage came one friday night over a plate of fish and chips.
"It's no good Sonia, this marriage is a sham, I'm leaving you. I may be 57 years of but I've met a 19 year old girl who wants to be with me and i want to be with her," said the husband proudly.
"Well, well, well," replied the wife scornfully, "She's welcome to you. By the way, I've met a gorgeous young man of 19 who goes for older women. I may be 57 as well but he says i've got the body of a 25 year-old. so stuff you, Bob, and just remember this.....19 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 19!"
2007-03-19 11:21:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe.
Your only as old as the woman your feeling.
Cant remember what it was like to be 19.
Maybe i should go out and feel one just to jog my memory :)
Yes! That sounds like a very good idea to me. :)
x
2007-03-19 12:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH, that hurt us blokes, brilliant joke, loved the punch line, 10/10+ a twinkle
2007-03-19 18:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolute corker mate i do like a good chuckle.
2007-03-19 18:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny bit rude but funny
2007-03-19 18:24:10 · answer #4 · answered by Dorian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and Oh so true, HA HA
2007-03-19 18:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rude but funnie
2007-03-19 18:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol now thats funny rude but funny :-)
2007-03-19 18:26:09 · answer #7 · answered by kj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haah haa were u getting these from
2007-03-19 20:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2007-03-19 18:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by louci2shoes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, cheeky.
2007-03-19 18:26:25 · answer #10 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋