Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None." replied Johnny "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is fine," said the teacher. "But I like your way of thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating icecream cones in a shop; 1 licking her cone, the second one biting her cone and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger...but I like the way you are thinking."
2007-03-19 11:16:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one fidgety 10 out of 10 on the chuckle scale.
2007-03-19 11:21:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 would be left or the way Little Johnny said none.
2007-03-19 11:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by whooola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but nice, yum yum, that little Johnny is all over the place today, and he is still getting into trouble.
2007-03-19 11:28:40 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was a bloody funny joke definitely worth a good chuckle.
2007-03-19 12:15:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 9/10
2007-03-19 11:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by Dorian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 02:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL omg that's a good one! I'm gonna tell my dad that!
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2007-03-19 13:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by ?Miley?Cyrus? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha go johnny
2007-03-19 11:21:11 · answer #8 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats brilliant. best joke ive heard in weeks
2007-03-19 11:20:40 · answer #9 · answered by Peanut butter Jelly Time!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thats cute
2007-03-19 11:20:33 · answer #10 · answered by Girls just wanna have fun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋