2007-03-19 11:07:25 · 16 answers · asked by ice-champ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ching chong chinaman went to milk a cow
ching chong chinaman didn't know how
ching chong chinaman pulled the wrong tit
ching chong chinaman got covered in S**t
no.69 on the menu cream of sum yun guy
2007-03-19 11:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by X_Angie_p_X 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Chinese man start work in a factory. The Englishman is sent to the production department, the Scotsman is sent to the dispatch department and the Chinese man is sent to the supplies department. The boss comes round to check on them during the day, but can't find the Chinese man.
At the end of the day, the boss gets in his car to go home. The Chinese man jumps out of the back seat and yells:
"SUPPLIES!"
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Confucious he say:
Ostrich who hide head in sand, get burnt in end.
Man who cooks carrots & peas (pees) in same pot, not very sanitary.
2007-03-20 02:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by claude 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
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2017-02-17 15:16:39 · answer #3 · answered by brian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 2 favourite chinese names are-
Wan King-
One hung low!!
2007-03-22 09:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
why isn t ther a Disney land in china? no ones tall enough to go on the rides
2015-03-14 03:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by Noah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dustbin man knocks on the door, and a chinese man answers the door....dustbin man ask's, 'where's ya bin', chinese man answers, Hong Kong; 'no no', says the bin man, 'where's your whellie bin', and chinese man answers, 'yes, ive really bin to hong kong'
2007-03-19 11:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by big_yin74 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Do you know what I don't understand?
CHINESE WRITING
2007-03-19 11:46:41 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Katie 4 · 0⤊ 7⤋
Old chinese proverb say " man who go to bed wiv itchy bum, wake up wiv smewwy fingar"!!!!!
2007-03-19 11:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by Jonathan C 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest,"
said the eldest daughter.
He then asked his second daughter who she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest,"
said the second daughter.
He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to
marry.
The youngest daughter replies, "I would like to marry a man
with one draggin' on the ground."
2007-03-19 11:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by BUNGLE!! 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
what do chinese name their kids?
they go to the kitchen..and throw all the dishes, spoons,cutlery etc all ova the floor. any sound they like they name the kid that.. ting, or tang, dish, tu, wong woo!lol..
no offence to ma chinky mates.
2007-03-19 11:13:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋