Does anyone have a recipe for primordial soup?

Answer 1

LOL! Yes. Check the Miller - Urey experiment.

Answer 2

* Obtain one can (any size) of beans (usually kidney beans, but pinto beans work as well).

* Obtain one can of corn which is the same size as your can of beans. If you have trouble digesting large amounts of corn, try creamed corn instead (which is usually sweeter than usual corn, as well).

* Dump the beans into a bowl, and even them out a little.

* Dump the corn over the beans, and even them out a little so that the beans are covered. This will help keep your beans from exploding in the microwave.

* Microwave for 1-3 minutes depending on volume and power of microwave. If your beans start exploding, you've left it in too long.

* Remove bowl, mix corn and beans with spoon, and eat when cool.


If you're feeling really slovenly, you can skip heating altogether -- just mix the corn and beans together in a bowl and chow down.

Variations:

* Substitute Ranch Style Beans, Van De Camp's Pork and Beans, or your favorite bean chili for the kidney beans. This will make it tastier, but less healthy.

* Substitute cream of corn or corn chips for the corn. This will make it tastier, but less healthy.


Note: A distant cousin of Primordial Soup which is much tastier but much less healthy is Frito Pie (qv).

Answer 3

Yes. Dissolve 2 stock cubes in 1.5 litres of water, add 2 finely sliced leeks and 4 large sliced carrots, along with 200g lentils, one red onion, mitochondria, amino acids, and nucleaic acid. Leave for around 1 billion years, at which point visible life such as blue-green algae should emerge. Reheat and serve.

Answer 4

You need a fair amount of methane
A good quantity of water vapour
Plentiful supplies of electricity

Heat to very hot, and leave to cook for several billion years.

Before serving, adjust seasoning, and sprinkle on some chopped parsley.

Serves 6 billion.

Answer 5

Get one new hot planet. Add meteors and iron and miscellanious space debris, and chemicals and water vapor. Put in oven and let it bake for several million years. Then take it out and let it cool for some more million years. Add a few more meteorites to taste.

Answer 6

Just render down a couple of fundies in a large pot of boiling water. This process increases the overall brainpower and removes bile and bitterness.

Answer 7

Take a sterile world with geological activity and sufficient mass to retain standing water and an atmosphere.

Let stand 100,000,000 years.

You do not need to stir.

Answer 8

1 part amino acids, generous application of meteor dust, 2 parts fish, 3 parts of blended monkeys, let it sit out for a few million years and here we are on yahoo answers.

Answer 9

Of course, try the ingredients of "The flying spaghetti monster"
with its juvenile sputum of "noodily appendages."....Sounds like great imaginary goop that a 4 year old would have a nightmare about.......caution though, could make you violently ill...............<>< <><

Answer 10

I don't like soup! But it's good to see you back :)