2007-03-19 09:52:30 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You better, you owe me $20 Jesus!! Don't think I forgot that night at the strip club....
2007-03-19 09:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I take it you've never been up there, well you'll find it a very cold place= in fact the news said that a airplane dropped some water out and a chunk of ice went through a roof and landed on the floor of someones house. So what makes you think people want to go to a cold place. Any way people get buried below including YOU.
2007-03-19 17:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell makes you think I want to go to your heaven?
2007-03-19 16:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because Jesus said in John 14:2-3
"There are many rooms in my Father's house, and I am going to prepare a place for you. I would not tell you this if it were not so. And after I go and prepare a place for you, Iwill come back and take you to myself, so that you will be where I am."
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2007-03-19 17:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by Kenny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ye shall know the truth...shall make YOU free.
Perhaps free of believing those law law Lies.
"Beginning" 1: "Fear": hath this end: torment.
"Beginning" 2: "Sorrows" has this end: grief.
Good Grief? an oxyMORON with a BAD end.
Pehaps FREE to come and go figure more,
if it's not just a "mystery", but a triple mystery:
- the mystery of God... which God of two portrayed?
- AND of the Father... which Father of my & your Fathers?
- AND of Christ... which C of Christ Jesus & Jesus Christ?
God our Saviour will have all saved AND aware what from.
http://www.godshew.org/RevelatorySermons6.htm
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.
2007-03-19 17:06:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since hell is your heaven, you are already there, rejoice and be glad in it.
2007-03-20 09:01:33 · answer #6 · answered by Charles H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it OK if I nail you to a cross again and since you can never die, I will leave you on the cross for all time. Then you'll be in pain. FOREVER.
2007-03-19 17:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't want to go. Your heaven is my hell. I'd rather be a king in hell than a servant in heaven!!!!
2007-03-19 16:57:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
u have no right to decide who goes to heaven, and who doesnt. thats god's choice..=b
2007-03-19 16:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by jabob j 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eternity is a long time. Where else would I go when I choose to believe in Jesus is Lord of Lords and King of Kings?
2007-03-19 16:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋