2007-03-19 09:41:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he already did come back. he said "my father is an omnipotent being that created the heaven and the earth."
he is now rotting in a mental institution in central new york.
2007-03-19 09:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by philosophizer 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
He's more likely to yell "Which part of love your enemies, feed the poor, judge not and turn the other cheek was so HARD for you to understand?"
2007-03-19 16:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, he'll yell, "heeeers Jesus!" and he'll have an axe in his hand and a wild look in his eyes.
2007-03-19 20:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought he was going to dress like Mickey Mouse and do that Fantasia scene?
2007-03-19 16:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you see Him, and everyone will, He won't have to say anything at all. When He returns you will either be more excited and happy then you have ever been in your life, or you will be terrified because your time to repent is over and there is no escape from your fate.
2007-03-19 16:49:38 · answer #5 · answered by Stahn 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
IF he ever does, penguins on Earth shall become more intelligent than man.
2007-03-19 16:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by ___________ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting question! As a thief in the night he says; he will come that fast. unexpectedly. Who is to say; what he would say to us. I personally cant wait. I sure do look forward to that day.
2007-03-19 16:47:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No he will not need to yell at all all will be looking at him.
2007-03-19 16:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He will yell "Yeah let's get down to business. Your merciful God has decided to throw you in a lake of fire."
2007-03-19 16:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by Jedi 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
and then sit down in front of the television and tell me to get the remote -_-
2007-03-19 18:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by Mayonaise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋