2007-03-19 09:11:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why did I know you asked that before noticing the avatar?
Jesus was into clay ashtrays painted with poster paint. God didn't smoke at the time so He created smokable plants like tobacco.
2007-03-19 09:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you kiddding? With His lack of patience, I doubt He ever allowed Baby Jesus to hang less than stellar images upon his fridge...
Besides, God doesnt need a fridge. He has Typhon, Greek God of the Winds, to keep foodstuffs cool with a little blow...
2007-03-19 16:15:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Haha
2007-03-19 16:14:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was a carpenter, God must have a lot of nice wooden furniture!
2007-03-19 16:16:08 · answer #4 · answered by E 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Because only God can judge, does he fix the drawings and grade them in red pen?
2007-03-19 16:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Does God have mag-po? =0)
2007-03-19 16:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awwww.
2007-03-19 16:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
No, but I think he does watch his kids pretty closely! His house is open to anyone that wants to go there. But be prepared that you have to follow his rules - after all, it's his house.
2007-03-19 16:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by Searcher 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yup, and all the little magnets look like doves.
2007-03-19 16:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by link955 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Possibly.
I wonder if Joseph made into the "my family" drawing?
2007-03-20 03:24:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋