He strikes me as a little sissy girl. I wish I could fight him one on one in a cage with a billion witnesses saying "yes Chuck Norris is a little sissy B****! The same goes for Vin Diesel! Actualy I hate him even more! F*** Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris! They both suck!
2007-03-19 08:43:18 · 25 answers · asked by cook c 3 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
When I asked this question I expected a bunch of smart a** answers, but I did not think they would actualy be funny! I really liked the one about slamming revolving doors! The fact still remains that these are made up stories/jokes that you people idolize him for. I have met Chuck, or as some kiss a** refered to him as, Mr. Norris and he is in fact a punk.
2007-03-20 04:13:45 · update #1
Chuck Norris is a swine!!!
2007-03-19 16:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
They are both actors who get paid to do what they do, though yes they portray themselves to be the best martial artist in the world in their shows, they know in real life they arent. They just reap the benifits from them, During competitions though Chuck is actually a very respectful person and usually wins, back when he did compete I mean. But he is an actual martial art expert and knows self control and discipline. Diesel is simply an actor who knows how to do what he is told to do.
The reason why I dont like Chuck is because he is a cop out and a sell out at the same time, its pitiful. Diseal is simply an actor who only can portray the tough guy, in which case he is always the same person in each movie, he is a one nut joke.
2007-03-19 13:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by David K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Vin Diesel was born he immediately had sex with the only nurse in the room. That recorded the third time Vin had sex.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.
They can both $H!T through a screen door without getting the screen dirty.....so be careful what you say.
2007-03-19 09:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by RichardFitzentite 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
at the back of his beard, chuck norris has no chin. in effortless terms a diverse fist! Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 movements. there is not any evolution. in effortless terms species that Chuck shall we stay. as quickly as, Chuck Norris won bitten by utilising way of the main poisonous snake on the earth. 4 days later, the snake died.
2016-10-02 09:45:36 · answer #4 · answered by rollman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. The only living person at least. Do not expect to live much longer. The next sound you hear will be the swoosh of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. That is also the last sound you will hear.
2007-03-19 14:37:05 · answer #5 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You have obviously never met or had a conversation with Mr. Norris, so how do you know what he is really like?
How sad that you are making a moral decision based upon nothing more than, "He strikes me as...", that's unbelievable! Deciding to "hate" someone before you've even met them is immoral and extremely shallow.
You should be ashamed.
2007-03-19 10:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by JV 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
2007-03-20 03:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Technically, Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee's sparring partner. He'd kick your *** without half-trying. While I don't understand most peoples' obsession with him, he IS a skilled martial artist.
2007-03-19 13:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't say you're the only person who hates Chuck, but hate? Have you ever met the guy?
I don't know if you could kick the crap out of him; what are your credentials? I mean, he did punch his way out of his mother's womb, and had a beard before he was out of diapers. That's impressive.
2007-03-19 10:55:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you fool Chuck Norris brought kickboxing to the U.S on a large stage.
2007-03-19 09:40:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋